Another LOC

We don't need no docum'ntation
We don't need no source control
No dark sarcasm on the mail(ing) list
Ninjas leave them kids alone

No comments - code should speak alone!
All in all it's just another LOC

We don't need no code conventions
We don't need no (js)lint control
No YSlow rules, no validation
And who needs stinking unit tests?

Hey, guru, leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another kick in balls

Alternatives:

Hey Crockford, leave them kids alone!

No dark sarcasm in the board room

Many thanks to contributions from @ltackmann, @lucidlifedream, @jalbertbowdenii, @jasonfry, @getify, @skilldrick, @marceloOrigoni, @jdbartlett, @pixsym, @jLix, @joedevon, @leopyc, @cramforce, Carlos!

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